Friday, February 17, 2012

How NOT to Contact an SB: World Championship!!!

The blog is Currently Sponsoring "How Not to Contact an SB - World Championships."

Submissions will be taken through March 20. The winner will receive a gift-certificate for a mani-pedi-massage at a salon near her. 

To Begin:

 
* 1 *
May I ask u a few questions? Is this ur correct age and r u living here, r u currently working, r u married or have u been, do u have children and their ages, who r u living with now, how tall r u and how much do u weigh, what size jeans and bra do u wear, what exactly r u looking for here on SD, a SD or a serious relationship, and if u find what u r looking for r u willing to relocate? If u r interested pls give me ur number and I will call u. I will not go to yahoo messenger.

I'm not sure if this is a - the result of too many bait & switches; b - the result of having been contacted by too many web-cam-scammers; c - some mix of autism & phone-text-messaging. I'm not sure if I'm more annoyed by a- the lack of personalization; b - the 'r's and 'u's & lack of punctuation; c-the [14] questions. This SD, however, does win points for succinctness, however!!
* 2 *
Subject: I would love to Meet You
Message: Asap

No exclamation mark even? How rude!

* 3 *
Generous SD looking for a very oral playmate to see 4/5 times a month with an allowance......

For christ's sake. Even escort-clients are not so specific. Sheesh

* 4 *
HI I AM A BIG HAIRY TEDDY BEAR AND I JUST LOVE EATING UP A HOT CLIT. YOU GOT ONE THAT NEEDS A LOT OF LICKING AND SUCKING TILL YOU HAVE ALL YOU BODY FLUIDS GUSHED OUT ALL OVER DADDY'S FACE. THEN THAT DADDY IS ME ! LOVING , KIND , AND DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO HAVE THAT WET CLIT ALL IN MY FACE. DADDY LOVES TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ALL OVER. ( NOW ) EVEN BETER MY BIG 48EE TIT WIFE LIKE TO BE THE OTHER PERSON IN THIS PROCESS OF LICKING YOU ALL OVER .( S0 ) IF YOU LIKE ALL THE ATTENTION AND LIKE TO BE PLEASED,AND LIKE TO ROLL PLAY AND OUR LITTLE BABY DOLL, OR OUR LITTLE SLUT GIRL, OR OUR SLAVE.!!

Same as above, but worse. Also...why the caps? PS - EE is okay...I get implants...but 48? Being licked all over by a hairy giant & a buxom-esque giantess...wow. Sounds perfect.

* 5 *
Hi, how are you doing? I like your profile. I am interested in getting to know you more and possibly have an ongoing mutually beneficial arrangement. I would love to spoil you rotten :) Can i see your private pics? Let me know if you are interested in a generous daddy. If interested, let me know how I can reach you, email or phone.. thanks
  
This is the 4th time you've sent me the same form-message. Can you not keep your pot-SBs straight? Also - love the originality here...cliches are not the way to a pot-SBs heart...or other organs...thank you very much.


1 comment:

  1. The one who is looking for a telationship when he advertises as an sd was my top. The cherry came when he started preaching me thst I am a whore and i should be ashamed of taking advantage of men.

    How about being taken advantage of as in I wasted my time listening to your lack of logic and dirrection, when you should clearly see help?

    I hang up the phone.

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